If you missed the memo saying that the comic is updating daily this week(Mon-Fri), you may want to go back to Monday’s comic and catch up. There will be one more update this week, so come back Friday(mid-day, just to be safe, or subscribe to the rss) for the exciting conclusion!
If you got here searching for “How to use a spork as a lethal weapon”, you can read all 5 comics here. Seriously, I went searching for that, and apparently I thought up more ways than the internet did(I didn’t use all my ideas, like gagging somebody or anything involving breaking the spork), even when searching for using a spoon as a weapon, as well. Basically you have a stabbing device.
Two things I didn’t consider were a catapult and breaking off the 2 middle tines to make it Batman. If she had anything deadly enough to launch, it would’ve been an eye irritant, which was already trumped by the more direct approach. And Batman, yeah, he’s a pretty dangerous weapon on his own, but I had to pass.
As the footer states, I’ve changed my Twitter username to @ferretwilliams because I’m neither a Will nor a Yums. Didn’t want to replace my mention of the Kenny Chronicles store, but it’s important enough to show it at least once. If you were following me before, you don’t need to re-follow, because Twitter allows simple renaming and is awesome for it.