Delicious irony. I love it for breakfast. With strawberries on top.
Also, one of our cats particularly likes to nuzzle my leg anytime I’m improperly balanced. They’re out to get us, I tell ya.

Dude! The Nutcracker story has a 7-headed mouse! I demand a full-3D science fiction flick. The only ballet allowed would be space ships doing somersaults in the sky. And none of this “Kill the mouse with a shoe” business, I want blood!

“You see I… I will never be king! Erm, because, we don’t have kings around here.”

Hooray for Lion King parodies!